I'm so excited to announce the first CatVentura.com CONTEST! My agent and manager said it would be a great way to get my fan base to feel more connected to me as a human and future robot! And the best part is they gave me free reign to decide the peramaters of the contest, but before we get to THAT, let's talk about the PRIZES!
The first place winner will receive FIVE limited edition PROMO CODES to your favorite internet retail websites!
The second place winner will get the chance to ride shot gun in the Prius with me for a visit to the drive through of YOUR CHOICE!
The third place winner will get to skype chat with me until they fall soundlessly asleep into a dreamy abyss....
ALRIGHT NOW HERE'S WHAT YOU GOTTA DO!
1. Write a short story (or "novella") about your favorite childhood memory or dream job.
2. Submit that story to Harper Collins OR Conde Nast
3. Wait until you get a response.
4. The first person who gets a letter from either one of those publishing houses will then be declared the WINNER!
Rules, Regulations, Tips and Tricks:
*The memory or dream job MUST BE TRUE. PLEASE, YOU GUYS, DO NOT LIE. I'm not going to say that I have "fact checkers" out there who will go interview your family and friends about these details but...YOU NEVER KNOW!
*The timeline for this project is 6 weeks. Any correspondance with either Harper Collins or Conde Nast after your initial submission date will not be accepted :( :( :(
*BE CREATIVE with your presentation! Harper Collins and Conde Nast aren't going to open any 'ole envelope. Make yours stand out by spraying it with scented perfume or Goo Gone. Or send it attached to a dozen roses or a live cat. Be the person you aspired to be all those years ago! Launch it into space! Bury it under the groupd and excavate it decades later like Bruce Willis' drilling crew from Armageddon! Put it in the drawers away from the JP raptors! Just remember this is YOUR chance, guys :) You deserve it.....and GOOD LUCK! xoxoxoxo Cat