You GUYS! I won 1st place in week 4 of Uncle Clydes Comedy Contest at Flappers!
I GOT PAID $101 AND MY TOM PETTY JOKE TOTALLY BOMBED. Can you believe that?!? Kids these days, am I right????!!?? So I think I'm going to have to nix that bit for the finals round which is February 11th @ 8PM! It's a Wednesday and you should be there. I'll be there.
Spoiler alert: I'm working on a bit about bestiality that I think is going to go over prettydoggone well. Hint: In the joke I bone my dog! Just kidding, he's not affectionate enough for that "next level" type of love.