I am so sorry, guys. I have been religiously posting news and updates since my entry about getting accepted into the Burbank Comedy Festival...but it seems that the Kenyan prince who needs $100,000 to help his family, at which point he will resotre himself on the Kenyan iron throne and then bestow endless riches onto the receiptient of that very important email, was also using my blog as a ghost account and in the process all those super cool updates I was posting got lost in the shuffle.
Bummer... I know :/
But don't worry, not that much happened between now and then. Here's a quick recap:
*I performed at the Burbank Comedy Festival, I had a fantastic 4PM show on a Wednesday.
*On July 15th, I was SO close to going to be beach but "the day got away from me."
*I was able to avoid 3 run-ins with the neighborhood Solar City Solar Panel Door to Door Salesman.
*I went to India and didn't get diarrhea!!!!!!
*I accidentally ate a weed brownie on Christmas Day.
*Just kidding, I ate it on purpose but six hours later when it finally kicked in I really wished I hadn't.
I'm so SUPER excited about this year. I've already gotten three parking tickets and have gone through two therapists. And to be honest, after you see a physic, therapy feels a little pointless. I already know I have "great heaps of luck ahead" and "good business sense" and "a sunny disposition that will get me far in life."